OK. So, I admit that finding an agent is the first step in becoming a published author.
This is a great link if you're looking for one - it's a directory of agents with contacts, submission guidelines and an outline of the sort of people and work they represent.
http://www.writersservices.com/agent/lit_agent_websites.htm
Monday, 31 August 2009
First Blog - what a fucker!
Inspired by the fact that it says I write blogs on my website (www.stephenprime.com) I thought I should start.
Anyway, I do blog, but under my real name. This is my first blog as Stephen Prime. So, I just wanted to bemoan the fact that the world is full of ant-monkeys and due to people not being able to keep their dicks in their pants and oil in the ground the population is so fucking huge that I don't stand an arsehole in prison's chance of getting a publisher or even a bloody agent who I don't even really fucking want anyway since they take a fat cut and do fuck all except charge you for their drinks.
Fuck overpopulation and the fact that I'm still a little smear on the face of the giant toilet roll of humanity.
Anyway, I do blog, but under my real name. This is my first blog as Stephen Prime. So, I just wanted to bemoan the fact that the world is full of ant-monkeys and due to people not being able to keep their dicks in their pants and oil in the ground the population is so fucking huge that I don't stand an arsehole in prison's chance of getting a publisher or even a bloody agent who I don't even really fucking want anyway since they take a fat cut and do fuck all except charge you for their drinks.
Fuck overpopulation and the fact that I'm still a little smear on the face of the giant toilet roll of humanity.
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