Arnie is following me on Twitter

Arnie is fucking following me on Twitter. God, I must be awesome, Governor Schwarzenegger is following me on twitter. I told my wife, she couldn't believe it and then she said 'why?' Meaning why the fucking fuck is Arnie following a worthless cunt like you? I pretended to be surprised and then we both laughed because I was thinking the exact same thing. Why the fuck is Arnie following me? I sent him a personal message through twitter asking that. Arnie, why the fuck are you following me? Anyway, I was feeling pretty shit about the fact that my work is unpublished and my day-job is beneath me yada yada yada but now that Arnie is following it's like a pat on the back, no, better than that, like a fucking sign from god. No, actually, the reality is even cooler than a sign from god. A fucking sign from Arnie!