Blogg£r$ B£ware

Last post I said please don't email me about ways to make money from blogging. Guess fucking what? Some dude emails me straight up saying that cos my blog is well written I'm one a of select few who can sign up to this thing where you get paid for posting. He obviously didn't read my blog that carefully! However, human greed is a powerful thing and I'm probably going to hang up my principles and sell out cos that's just the kind of shitty world we live in. Fuck you all, I'm off to Greece.

Blog your way to better moronism

God, blogging like this on so many different sites - I'm sure it will never get me anywhere. And, if you have found a way of making money from blogs please, I'm not interested! I just want people to read my novel.
www.stephenprime.com

On Twitter I've got no idea who to follow, so I'm just searching for porn stars and then following their biggest fans - these losers are awesome. They tweet things like they would utter little nothings to a loved one. Like, "I'm just going for a shower, see you soon." or "It's so weird to be in Greg's flat again."
So many inanely beautiful windows of loneliness. God, we're all fucking Ant Monkeys

Twatter

Now I'm on Twitter too. I did a search for the word "cunt" and followed everyone on there who'd used it in the last 10 mins. Some people are such fucking ding-dongs. Who would read their shit... oh.


PS loads of new vids on Youtube. Check out the channel

http://www.youtube.com/user/eyegarden