A new way to power the earth and reduce strain on resources

This is the thing. Nobody gives a fuck anymore. I mean, some people do, but most people don't. Most of the world belong to the human disgrace.

Here's what I reckon. Good people like you and me, people who recycle and wear a fleece instead of cranking on the heating, we deserve a better place to live.

For example, if you search for Al Gore on Twitter, he's there, but then there are a load of dick cunts who seem to think Al Gore is a joke. I mean, yeah, he's a little over sentimental, but the fact is that if cunts had voted for him instead of that mother fucking twat Bush, king of the ant monkeys, then the world would be a better place now. That is no joke.

So, I think, if you are not an ant monkey or a cunt then you should be given a special gun that spits out targeting chips. These chips can then be fired at anyone the good people think is a cunt or an ant monkey, and then the cunts all get rounded up by the police and burned and the heat from that could be used to power all the big power stations so we can all live endlessly burning and consuming while the skies grow smoky with the stink of burning flesh and we continue to drive big cars and chuck shit in rivers and hunt whales and eat steak and lobster while people burn and die and we laugh and smoke cigars.

That is what I honestly believe.